Because shit like this only exists on the National Geographic channel!
Screw world peace, screw global warming, screw H1N1, we need to band together as a planet and eliminate these things. How do you even kill something like this? Run it over with your car? Pretty sure that would just piss it off, and it would find you, while you slept! Clearly the only solution is to nuke it from orbit.
(It’s a Golden Orb Weaver spider found throughout the southern US, in case this thing isn’t freaky enough, they have been known to EAT BIRDS!)
